|Me:||But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.|
|My brain:||Okay, but consider this: more books.|
So many books, so little money.
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.